Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.
"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"
by LittleBeast April 22, 2025
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
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Barking Gecko

The cutest gecko ever (not entirely true but very cute), they will make your heart melt!)
I am so glad I'm getting a barking gecko for xmas they are so cute!
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Bark At the Moon

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell, unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong, so wrong
Oh, yeah baby
Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon
by Death Menace March 12, 2023
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Big Girl Bark

Vocal exclamations during orgasm.

Reference to the children's cartoon Bluey. In Bluey, all characters are talking, anthropomorphic dogs. What would be characterised as "dog like behaviour" (Barking, howling, walking on four legs.) is seen as primal or instinctive behaviour.
Pat is sick of hearing his neighbour's Big Girl Bark.

I heard your girlfriend's Big Girl Bark last night, great job.
by funneydude August 11, 2025
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