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hawf

scottish slang for "half" it origonates from the common "ned" that is mostly seen with a bright tracksuit standing at a corner or bus stop acting like a fud.Because of their severly disfigured faces and mouths (most likely inherited from father who got drunk and pumped a random girl at party) they say things differantly from the natural intelligent human,one of them is "hawf"
"Geez hawf bottle o' bucky"
"ah smoked hawf a fag a found on groond"
"only hawf ma brain wurx"
by CgunArc January 9, 2007
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hawfi

A meduim sized orange and white cat with long hair.

An imortal beast of immense power that can make goofy blonde kids into slaves to satisfy the selfish desires of said animal.
"But Hawfi is the only friend I need" said the first to succum to the Hawfi's might, and the world fell into darkness once more.
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hawfl

We are totally going to be hawfl
by 16/11 June 16, 2014
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Hawful

Hot and awful, or that person was looking awfully hot
That burrito gave her a hawful fart
by Hot and awful October 21, 2017
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Hawfolowing

The process of taking any word, making it backward, splitting the backward word into sections of two characters, including spaces, making each of the two character sections backward without changing the order of the sections, putting the sections back together and then removing six letters from the resulting words.
Guy 1: "Bro, I just did some hawfolowing on the word Hawfolow!"
Guy 2: "What did it turn into?"
Guy 1: "Ow!"
by Balloogney December 29, 2019
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hawfulhassel

What Da Great David H. experiences when he ventures out in public and gets mobbed by Knight Rider and Baywatch fans.
Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
by QuacksO January 8, 2021
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Hawfull

This term has almost the exact same meaning as Haffull where you are describing something that can be perceived in more than one way or has a dichotomy, or is not an extreme of positive or negative but midway negative (Haffway is midway positive). It can be a more biting term than Haffull or imply irony. Sometimes it's implying that something is so bad it's enjoyable or is a guilty pleasure.

Hawfull is a term that sort of expresses a self-awareness in what you're criticizing. Sometimes hawfull is used to imply that the sayer knows what they're describing is not bad but it's bad to them, or that others think what they're describing is bad but the sayer finds it more neutral or sees redeeming qualities. It can also be self-criticism admitting they know what they like is bad.

The term is a cousin to "Haffull". Both terms originate in Michigan. Both terms were originally invented to describe weather phenomena. Due to the state being surrounded by the great lakes sudden small bursts of weather is common. Someone one mile away can have very different weather, and then an hour later the weather is different again. Both terms come from "the class half full".
"The weather is too hawfull today for doing things outside."

1: "Have you seen cats?"
2: "Isn't it Hawfull?"
1: "I love a good hawfull movie"

1: "Let's have a hawfull dinner tonight, I'm tired."
2: "Mcdonalds sounds good."

"Reality TV is my hawfull watch."

1: "That ride is really haffull"
2: "Do you mean more hawfull or haffull?"
1: "Hawfull."

1: "The tea was very haffull."

2: "Hawfull?"

3: "No, haffull. It had very different flavors that sort of just existed together rather than fuse into a new flavor."

(Pronounced like "Awfull" but with a strong breathy "HHH" sound in front of it." Usually, people emphasize this h sound as a creative audible expression that though they're saying something critical the air of the conversation is light-hearted).
by SouthEastMitten April 9, 2021
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