Bloody Hobknocker

A bloody penis being slapped across someones face.

My boyfriend smacked me with his bloody hobknocker! I almost passed out!

by BloodyUniporn March 07, 2016

Bloody nose

When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose

Mommy I have a bloody nose

by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

bloody rumble

To queef while on your period!

my dog got a bloody rumble when my g/f queefed on his head

by eris w April 28, 2005

bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

by MiLlamoJeff October 13, 2015

Bloody bomb

The "kerplop" sound a blood clot makes while a woman is on her period and going pee.

My bloody bomb caused a tidal wave in the toilet bowel.

by StinkyTacoKisses December 02, 2017

bloody knuckle

When 2 girls are each on their period and scissor each other.

Jen and Pam were both on the rag, and horned up for eachother, so they got into scissor position and bumped the bloody knuckle.

by KNuckle PUck April 24, 2010

bloody sanchez

The act or result of violently stuffing a balloon knot so vigorously, it begins to bleed. Followed by applying the resulting anal wall residue and blood, goopy and very adhesive, mixture to the face. The application is intended to resemble a moustache.

John boy enjoyed a fine marlboro while Mary Jane cleaned herself up in the lavatory. "I'm an artist when it comes to a Bloody Sanchez. Hot Damn!" John boy exclaimed.

by orificium March 10, 2006