Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010

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by StobGrilly October 10, 2020

text book

A place to draw crazy shit on school property, be warned, if u put ur name in, chances are someone will put is a faggot after it.

John wuz here------------> John is a fucking douche bag cunt faggot
-text book

by yourr m0m April 17, 2008

Text-fishing

the sport of sending out casual text messages to a series of people you would like to hook-up with in rapid succession. The idea is to stimulate a meaningful response, known as a bite, from one or more of them in hopes of catalyzing intimate relations.

"Damn Doug... You sure been texting a lot! You got a girlfriend or something???"

"Nah... I'm just text-fishing. Hold on! I got a bite!!!"

by RanchStud April 21, 2008

Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).

Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.

by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008

Text Queen

Females who text long and meaningful text messages all the time without any slang,knows all the short cuts and doesn't make mistakes.Knows how to use the enter next line button and uses capital letters.Texts you back so quick there is never any textpectation
2 reliable prompt precise texter with great detail.

1.The text queen just sent me a message before i could write back.
2.This message looks long and interesting I know it's from the Text Queen.
3.Fullstops and complete sentences you are such a text queen.

by munyuck January 18, 2009

Test Text

A text you send to a girl you have been flirting with, only AFTER you send a text and she doesn't respond for a while, to "test" if she is ignoring you, or she is just away from her phone.

Text to girl: "I can't wait for the party on Saturday"

(No answer...)

Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"

Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.

by maxy2889 August 13, 2009