Textoid

A person who becomes so wrapped up in texting that they become oblivious to the outside world.

That textoid just caused a 6 car pile-up on the freeway.

by amnesiavictim July 10, 2009

Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

text pest

someone who sends endless text messages to his or her partner

as above

by john keig December 30, 2003

text bail

using texting to back out or ditch on plans, dates and especially relationships

(you guys just sent me email bail in my word of the day, I can't believe THIS on isn't already in your dictionary, since it's the choice style nowadays to bail)

Once again, he text bailed on our plans for tonight. He was even classy enough to do it the same day and not give me time to make other plans.

by Mary Riley June 25, 2008

lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"

"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)

by Miss Watson December 16, 2009

Retreat , Texas

Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.

Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ?

Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell.

Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician.

Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !

by Microwave_Confessions September 29, 2020

Squat Text

Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk

Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?

Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!

by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009