Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.

"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."

by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide

If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.

by hippiejolle September 6, 2013

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.

You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

by Life-Form August 22, 2018