Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide

If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.

by hippiejolle September 6, 2013

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.

You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

Julien Tax

A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.

Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?

Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220

Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax

by Javontay December 24, 2022

death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020