bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

gouch tap

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010

Patton Taps

A marching snare stick trick created by Christopher Patton Strauss where the drummer crosses over the left hand back and forth, hitting flams as the right hand plays grace notes .

“Dang man, those Patton Taps Nick and Grahm played were supreme.”

by Breadcrumbs drumming January 29, 2020

After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.

"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"

by jariki December 1, 2009

sex tap

When you hit somebody with your nether regions, esp. in an affectionate way.

She totally sex tapped me last night.

by woop-de-woop November 18, 2017