Sugar Land

A suburb of Houston, Texas.
Facts about Sugar Land:
1) Used to be a Sugar Plantation, which contained many slaves.
2) Contains a Sugar Factory.
3) The largest growing county with Pakistani/Indian/Asian population in Texas.
4) Filled with many blood sucking zombies.
5) Contains Douglas Jeffers.
6) Schools are highly over populated, and the administration believes that the "top" school should have its own student conduct book seperate from the rest of the district with an incredibly harsh NO PDA rule.
7) Same school was seen on Dr. Phil with a high school teenager with a huge drinking problem.
8) Filled with Stalkers.
9) Children that are most commonly seen: Rich white kids with problems at home but cover it it up with happy smiles, and Emo children.
10) Children are addicted to Myspace, and every arguement that occurs typically starts with the words, "OMG ON YOUR MYSPACE..."
11) City is rapidly growing, and is a major metropolitan suburb.
12) The new towncenter is a copy of the woodlands towncenter, but is very nice.
13) Also seems like Pleasantville, however has too many domestic violence.
"So this kid from Sugar Land came and talked to me..."
"Dude was he Asian?"
by JACKIE DANIELS October 14, 2005
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watermelon sugar

some dumb shit, just pass this fucking definition lmao
watermelon sugar
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Sugar Coating

Trying to make everything okay but nothing is okay, and making it see He/She is better than Last
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Sugar Bag

The hypogastrium or lower part of the abdomen of a woman. Also referred to as the pooch.
I am going to punch Cara in the sugar bag.
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rape sugar

A packet of sugar used to repell rapists, by throwing it in their faces, like they would cum on you.
Rapist: Get in my van im going to rape you
Lady Gaga: (pulls out rape sugar) take this bitch
Rapist: Ohhh my eyes (runs away)
by canadablowsusa August 13, 2010
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Sugar Bullets

when you ejaculate into a bowl of sugar, roll into balls and then freeze, ready to be eaten the next day.
Paul : 'last night i made some sugar bullets for my girlfriend'

Fred : 'Oh yeah, i made some for my mom'
by JJJpowww December 04, 2008
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floor sugar

What Salad Finger calls sand in Salad Fingers EP 7. Marjory Stuart-Baxter and him are sampling the sand around his house in the middle of nowhere. Mr. Fingers remarks that the "floor sugar" tastes odd to him, and then suggests he and Marjory make a record of their discoveries.
"I agree, the floor sugar does taste rather queer in this area. We should make a record of our findings"
by Candy Snax February 23, 2006
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