i think im about to steal

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

by SirIdiot October 18, 2020

Mr. Steal Yo Ting

A man who hunts (and mostly gets) people who are currently in relationships with someone else.

Hey, you heard of that guy called Sean? He's known as Mr. Steal Yo Ting, be careful he doesn't Steal yo ting (Girl)

by Goosey Time May 1, 2022

stealtherbate

To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.

Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.

Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?

by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008

Stealth List

The playlist on a young male's iTunes that contains songs considered innapropriate for the male to be listening to by his peers, having a name designed to avoid suspicion from peers looking through their iTunes. Common artists include Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Cascada. It is not uncommon for all members of a social circle to each have Stealth Lists almost identical to each others', but never know.

My little sister just tried to buy a Taylor Swift album on my iTunes, but it was already on my Stealth List.

by pohkfr1r1c3 August 18, 2009

Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.

John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"

by nakdau March 24, 2010

Stealth Bottom

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.

I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms

by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014

stealing

Five Finger Discount

To shit someone out of something for their own personal gain

To steal is to take something, especially something that does not belong to you or to do something in a quick way, hoping not to be noticed
To move, put, carry, or convey surreptitiously or stealthily (in, into, from, away, etc.)

Hey, come back here with that! He didn't steal me from you. Hey, Did Mike steal that too? Its only stealing when you get caught!

by ItsMelanieBihh July 21, 2019