Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.

Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"

by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018

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squid#1337

squid#1337 is a person on discord who majorly and openly hates Signora from Genshin Impact. they also love Dazai with all of their being and willingly give themself up for him.

Hey is that squid#1337?
Yeah I think it is, they just sent a load of Dazai images.
Sick.

by ADazaiEnthusiast1337 February 14, 2022

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squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly

Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK

by Carss1235 November 18, 2019

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Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man

Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*

by Sir Squack "Squid" Squillium I June 11, 2021

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