squish the cat

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

squishability

The ability for something to stay squished. ie: the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.

the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.

by mandado12 July 9, 2014

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

squibbling

A small part or piece of something. Describing something small.

Yeah! Ma'am, could I have a squibbling of that cake? I'd only like a squib of it!"

by Benjaminwhyte1555 August 2, 2016

Squib

A vape, or the act of vaping itself

"Bro lets squib off our squibs because urban dictionary wont publish our definition and it makes us sad bro"

by Thewarfalcon May 12, 2016

squib

An insult to somebody to indicate that they are fake or stupid following a swear ford such as: Fucking, Bloody, Mother Fucking ect. Also linked to the term for a sentence to show sarcasm or show something they have said is fake.

Boy1: Jeff im Gay
Boy2: No Barry, your a fucking Squib

by Zack Webb November 24, 2016

squibbapuss

Someone so stuck on their self that their tentacles tentacles reach out to everyone around them to let them know that it is a new kind of stupid the only explanation for their existence is that they have nine lives.

Just shut the fuck up squibbapuss.
I hope that squibbapuss don't rub off on you

by Growpier January 19, 2017