Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 3, 2022

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024

shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!

by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024