Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself

“Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “

by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018

Paul’s smegma

paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort of “cheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it

“hey i need some of paul’s smegma”
“okay here”

by yellow turf December 6, 2023

ohio skibidi smegma

its baiscally another word for calling someone very cool

Ur koala:so ohio skibidi smegma
Ur pet:urmm what the sigma

by jsanormal_person124okie September 24, 2024

What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025