soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

by West S. December 1, 2009

Soft Baked

When you're high, but your dick ain't

I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.

by Greek Soda Nigger April 8, 2015

soft ass nigga

Lonzo Ball

1: Who’s the softest player in the NBA?
2: Lonzo Ball. He’s a soft ass nigga who can’t shoot

by PatrickBeverley August 5, 2020

soft patch

A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.

EX:1

Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?

Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!

Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?

Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!

EX2:

Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?

Tiff - Hell ya nukka!

Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!

Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!

by toshlikesmanpie March 19, 2010

soft aim

What Clix attempts to have but Mr. Mongraal has acquired and mastered it.

Bro have you seen that shitter unknown army. Well yeah he definitely doesn't soft aim without his shitty controller.

by UUUUUUHHHHHHHH August 1, 2020

soft tingz

When someone does something that is stupid or uncool.
Something you would call someone if you thought they're weak or scared, or just to piss them off.
Mainly used by many teenagers.

yoo, dude your soft tingz.

AHAHAHAHA, SOFT TINGZ.

Peter : bro, want to reach the movies?
Greg : cant, ive already got plans.
Peter : shit man, soft tingz.

by lovelygirl888 March 22, 2009

soft fetish

Enjoys the feeling of soft, silky satiny material, using it to get aroused and or ejaculate with. Rubbing it on your privates to get off.

Bob had a soft fetish. He took those silky panties, and stroked his cock until he blew his wad into them.

by mnbvcxz August 9, 2006