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Sober Karakat

Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis
Mark: Bro i got Sober Karakat, i don't know how to piss now
by Изи википедия June 11, 2023
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Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
by sulima May 21, 2023
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diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 4, 2023
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Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.
As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021
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Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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girl sober

The act of completely removing girls from your life for a certain period of time. No meeting and mingling with girls. No talking, dating or seeing any girls. Typically done after a breakup
“Sorry I’m not really looking for anyone right now. I’m going girl sober”
by Wonderwall February 21, 2024
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Arizona Sober

Being off of methamphetamine for 6 months. Used all around the country, primarily the southeast and west coast.
Yeah, I’ve been Arizona sober- ever since I moved back.
by ZacWitDaPack June 28, 2025
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