Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.

As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021

Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.

Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”

by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023

sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

by baddiet April 11, 2019

kenosha sober

When you finally stop doing blow and drinking brown liquor while only get shit faced on beer and weed on the weekends.

Since his last arrest, he has really cleaned up his act and sticks to beer and weed on the weekends. Last time I saw him at Shenanigans he told me he has been Kenosha sober for 6 months!

by Rue2 March 19, 2025