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by plato! August 6, 2024
Get the sloth nap mug.A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
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Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
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