skypernade

To Serenade your significant other over skype

To enhance a long distance relationship, pull out your guitar and Skypernade your lover over skype.

by mormonboy99 January 13, 2011

skypesitting

Using the Skype program to babysit over the internet so as to avoid being physically present.

Yesterday I was skypesitting my sister's kids from home while watching the game.

by hp phD April 19, 2011

Skypekin

When a man, whilst sitting on a toilet, masturbates to a female over skype.

My roommate just took his laptop to the bathroom with him, he's definitely getting a skypekin

by IHaveOneDirtyAssRoomie May 9, 2011

Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.

Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.

by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011

skyperch

Using a drone for viewing something or someone in an aerial fashion.

This bitch.. I got her on SKYPERCH pooping on the sidewalk!

by pseudonympho March 2, 2022

Skape

A Skunk-Ape; Urban relative to the Sasquatch. Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimey, thin hair of varying length. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

"Watch out for the Skape today. She's particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy."

by Krakkey McKraken September 8, 2008

Skyelard

Someone named Skyelar, but who is fat and eats lard.

My buddy Skyelard just bought a tub of lard.

by n-bomb December 30, 2015