Seismographing

The act of lighting a match and sticking it in your dickhole.

Dude I totally seismographed the first time the other day, it felt great but left me with severe 3rd degree burns.

My grandma caught me seismographing the other day! She was pissed!

by KingSnake22 October 30, 2025

Sigismund

Sigismund is a word used to define the most cooked member of a friends group. If there are multiple you would define them as "Sigismund 1, Sigismund 2, Sigismund 3..." and so on. One becomes a Sigismund by:

1. Being Brainrotted
2. Being the lowest scorer in tests
3. Playing world of tanks blitz and considering it fun
4. Disliking the witcher 3

Oh and theres Sigismund 1, great. Time for him to rant about 67 and Italian brainrot for another few hours

by Walter "Flashbang" White November 13, 2025

Sheise

Misspelling of the German word “sheiße”. A common reaction translating roughly to “shit”.

“Oh sheise/sheiße, Ich habe keine essen fur dich”

by Facemenareweird November 20, 2025

Sleep-siesta

When you wake up in the middle of the night and do things before going back to bed

' I had a great sleep-siesta last night: Woke up at 2am - tidied the house until 4am and went back to bed

by spamjangled April 18, 2011

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018