Awwww shoes

Shoes that a person deems to be gorgeous, resulting in an exclamation of "ooooh" at the sight of them. Examination of the price tag results in the person exclaiming "awwwww" and walking away, realising that they can't afford them, not now, not ever.

Sarah: "I saw these gorgeous shoes last week"

Jane: "Why didn't you buy them?"

Sarah: "They were awwww shoes."

by cina54 May 31, 2010

wooden shoe

Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.

A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"

by Hansel VanEnema January 27, 2007

Kentucky shoes

A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.

Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.

by The Kentucky Yankee September 3, 2005

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.

The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Moon Shoes

Superhero bouncy shoes that you wear during a Beer OH-lympic tournament. They increase accuracy on beer pong, speeds up your flip cup time, and most importantly they make your stomach bigger so you can chug more beer!

"Dude Chris, XBX just showed up in Moon Shoes! We are f*%ked, they gonna take it down for the third time in a row!"

by Scootto January 25, 2008

shoeing

the act of smoking weed or being high

man last night we shoed with heathers brother, he was shoeing his f-ing brains off

by dvern April 1, 2008

shoe

Cellular telephone without using the fashion term "cell" or "mobile"

Hey...call me on my shoe.

by GreggPat August 16, 2007