Snarfblat

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

Snarf

One who sniffs hot bicycle seats on a summers day.

Frank pulled another snarf today.

by Wandaworld August 5, 2016

Shnurf

Means to fuck up something/make a mistake, or gay.

Timmy:"I just Shnurfed"
Tom:"How?"
Timmy: "I forgot the rubber"

by gamer1234212 May 13, 2021

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

dont shnick and shnarl that

what a grumpy lady says

ey dont shnick and shnarl that...bastard

by man925 April 17, 2009

Snarfblat

Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.

"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

snarf snarf

Its the noise someone that someone greedy makes while eating a Popsicle

I could hear the snarf snarf noises coming from mew two all the way from the other room...

by gengar76 January 17, 2010