shits and lols

Reason for doing things with no purpose; synonymous with shits and giggles.

lols has been substituted for those who are too lazy to type the full word, giggles or for those who have spent too much time playing computer games that lol is the only term they can think of when thinking of laughter.

bob: hey, want to shit in a condom and then freeze it?
john: what for?
bob: nothing, just for shits and lols

by ua89 March 21, 2008

Shits Ice Cream

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008

sir shits himself

the equivalent to "pulling a steve timmons", its when you pull your pants down and try to take a shit outside, but miss the ground and shit in your pants horribly... out of the kabillion miles of the earth, how the hell do you miss the ground?

steve, you silly faggit... you dont need to show us your sir shits himself, you take the crown by a mile

by abbla April 15, 2005

shits and giggles

To do something for leisure. To do something for one's own self pleasure.

I'm going to make fun of americans and stupidity on urban dictionary for shits and giggles.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Shintastic

To describe something asian and fantastic

These dumplings are shintastic!

by AsianSensation5698 January 5, 2011

shirts

Codename for heroin, usually used in code when trading and sell/buying.

Guy A "You got the shirts?"
Guy B "Ya, You got the money?"

by jlsvnhuscndskgcvrs September 10, 2006

Glass Shits

A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.

I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006