wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.

The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.

by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025

Turd Shepard

A derogatory name for a plumber that is unstopping a fetid toilet. He protects and directs the turds to go in the proper direction.

He served a 4 year apprenticeship and only became a turd Shepard

by The plumbers professor December 20, 2025

Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.

Alan b shepard:

Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3

by Mexican mf April 14, 2022

HELEN ELIZABETH SHEWARD

Is what every man wants in a woman being her vajj is very tiny

See that ho over there I bet HELEN ELIZABETH SHEWARD between her legs

by Ieathelenspussy4ever April 29, 2023

Karen Clark sheard

A gospel singer and she’s an SOPRANOO and an member of the Clark sisters

“ have you watched the clark sisters movie!?”
“ yeah Kierra sheard played her mother Karen Clark sheard!”

by A girl that loves Audra McDona December 16, 2025