shave you raw

A shave and then a shave

shave you raw is when Jeff grows a beard and is first shaved by Nathan with a standard Bic razor. Joe then shaves Jeff so cleanly, he shines like the top of the Chrysler building.

by shaver8977 May 18, 2011

Gummy shave

Once a gummy bear or similar candy has been bitten and dropped on the floor it is liable to pick up dust and other foreign objects on the sticky area where it has been bitten. Gummy shave is the process of eating as much of the remaining gummy candy without eating the affected area.

"Damn, I dropped my gummy bear and now it's covered in icky stuff. Guess I'll have to gummy shave."

by aled from the hills September 2, 2009

african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.

Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to

He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.

by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016

Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022