mistermog's definitions

Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

Rexican

A person of Latin-American heritage who has naturally red hair.

Dude, she's a Rexican! You don't see those!

by mistermog August 15, 2011

Blunker

An improvised shelter used to hide from an excessively talkative coworker.

I saw Brian coming down the hall and knew I would never get to the meeting on time. I hit the blunker under my desk until he walked past.

by mistermog August 15, 2011