semen dick

when your piss hole sticks together after sex causing your pee to come out at every angle

Dani- OMG you pissed all over the bathroom floor
Larry- sorry i had semen dick

by kk29x February 6, 2012

Semen Demon

Any girl that objectively gives blowjobs to every guy in a group over a routinely over a period of time.

You are never goona believe it. I just got a BJ from Denise. Settle bro we all have, she a true Semen Demon.

by SoggyBottoms170 June 17, 2016

Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019

semen gate

A vagina. The word originated from confusion over what Seagate meant.

Awww yeah, I'm gonna back up 50 terabytes to that semen gate.

by Hydracloricacid August 18, 2011

Semen Tsunami

The results of the first wank after No Nut November.

I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

Angel Semen

An alcoholic drink consisting of Rum-Chata mixed with A&W Root Beer with surprisingly good results. The measurements for ratio of each consists of either half and half or one third Rum-Chata and two thirds A&W Root Beer.

Dennis gave me a solo cup with angel semen in it, to my surprise it was pretty heavenly.

by Primemortals June 19, 2016

sausage semen

the mayo on your hot dog.

hey whats that white stuff on your hot dog? oh, its just sausage semen.

by SOLOMONSTER666 February 19, 2015