semen dick

when your piss hole sticks together after sex causing your pee to come out at every angle

Dani- OMG you pissed all over the bathroom floor
Larry- sorry i had semen dick

by kk29x February 6, 2012

Semen Demon

Any girl that objectively gives blowjobs to every guy in a group over a routinely over a period of time.

You are never goona believe it. I just got a BJ from Denise. Settle bro we all have, she a true Semen Demon.

by SoggyBottoms170 June 17, 2016

sausage semen

the mayo on your hot dog.

hey whats that white stuff on your hot dog? oh, its just sausage semen.

by SOLOMONSTER666 February 19, 2015

captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.

captain semen is the best captain ever!

by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016

Semen Tsunami

The results of the first wank after No Nut November.

I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019

bat semen

When a man over loads his dick, to the point where his semen over jaculates, till he burst a stream of hot cum down her pussy.

Oh honey im feeling a possible Bat semen coming on.

by DarkAssault April 6, 2017