Sembang Kari

1 . Sembang is simply means talking , Kari it means an indian dish

2 Sembang + Kari = Sembang Kari , this means someone bragging about something that is not true .

1 . Hassan : I can get 15 or 20 Kill with one shot in PUBG you know

Amir : Shut Up , that's Sembang Kari

Hassan : *Laugh*

2. Hassan : He told me that he's going to come to work today

Amir : *Laugh* that guy was only Sembang Kari

by clip65load February 11, 2020

semen bomb

a version of the drink jager bomb. a semen bomb consists of a shot of one's sperm in a cup of urine.

Ben took that semen bomb like a man.

by REE-LApSE April 17, 2008

semen bag

A Condom, Because it is just that, a bag for your semen to fall into during the male climax period of intercourse.

Dude, you bring a semen bag for tonight?

by Matt Burge June 2, 2008

Block of Semen

A frozen block of semen that can questionably be used to impregnate a woman.

"So, you're asking if a chick got freaky with a frozen block of semen, would she get prego?"

by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008

Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Semen Shower

The act of ejaculating on to one's partners face.

Dude, i totally gave Jessi a semen shower last night after she gave me head.

by gdaddy16 December 19, 2012

Semen Shorts

The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.

Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?

by PistolG October 10, 2014