Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007

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SEiZ

A graffiti "tag" name that can be seen in numerous locations from Worcester to Boston, Massachusetts. The writer is unknown but his name is linked to the Boston-based urban art krew known as Stickz+Stonz.

"Yo, did you see the new throw-up by SEiZ in that vacant lot down in Lower Roxbury, its tight."

by Stonz May 19, 2009

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Seinfelding

When your group of friends have a conversation about useless aspects of modern society or over-analyze aspects of interactions with the opposite sex.

Dan: Then she told me to have a great weekend. Should I ask her out?
Jason: She's just being nice. She's a cashier.
Dan: There was a look.
Jason: Man, we're totally Seinfelding right now.

by docbuzzo June 6, 2016

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ego-seismic

the changing of an epicenter due to a person's presence

Well I Would Call It Ego-Seismic Thinking -Link

by Wes Al Banet June 13, 2012

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Ego Seismic Thinking

WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.

Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!

Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!

Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.

by ASBAANMONOLOGUE June 21, 2012

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