The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)

Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.

by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW April 27, 2012

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Woodbrook secondary boy

These boys like to jerk off alot . They are often taken but horn without their gyal knowing.
They horn their girl with her best friend. They like to such cocoa and ask that question all d time.

Shannon: "I can't believe he horned me!"
Jay:"He is a Woodbrook secondary boy wat yuh expect! "

by boredom10101 December 19, 2018

Deyi Secondary School

A school where XMMs are always taking photos in the toilet and YPs thinking they have a massive fanbase, its also where you can find teachers being toxic to other classes students which is very professional

You: I love deyi secondary school, me: i doubt so

by Councillor trainee August 20, 2021

queensway secondary sch

a cult of rebels who are smart enough to act innocent and guai in school but when theyre outside they only know how to hisap rkk and shake head @ manyao club like no tmr . but at the end of the day, we still good kids who go home and study

relative 1 : which school do u go to??
kid: queensway secondary sch
relative 1: oh i see is it the one where two students were trying to make baby in the carpark?

kid: fkn hell ...

by hsa magnet August 20, 2021