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Rape Shade

-the shaded face mask professional rapist Ben Rapistburger wore in shame during his emasculating performance during Superbowl XLV, in which he lost the ball game but won by an overwhelming margin in the polls for voting 'douchebag of the year' for 2010.

He faces a up hill battle to retain his douchebag of the year title for 2011, sources close to Mr. Rapistburger say he is focused on retaining his douchebag of the year award and is going to ''bust ass'' this off season taking advantage of Jr.H.S. and H.S. girls at parties. Seems like Mr. Rapistburger has set his sights above douchbag of the year and is now aiming for Asshole of the decade, he is a shoe in the balloting.

Ben Rapistburger wants to thank fellow asshole idiots for their continued support; Terry Bradshaw, Jerome Bettis, Lynn Swan, Kordel Stewart, Terry Bradshaw, Hines Ward and Charlie Batch and special thanks to the biggest asshole of them all Terry Bradshaw.
STEELER HATE HATE HATE HATE....
guy1: Did you see facebook photos of that chick Big Ben raped ??/?

guy2: ....I did, she was a Seattle 4* in the dark, at best... turn the lights on she was a Atlanta 2*

guy1: that douchebag is going to hide his shamefull face with a Rape Shade for the rest of his bumbling career.

guy2: I bet big ben opens a outlet carpet store later in life, what an asshole
by steeler hate club February 25, 2011
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throwing shade syndrome

1. To effortlessly and creatively read bitches all day, every day.

2. A sick bitch, honey, who suffers from the condition in which she exudes fierceness and attitude so naturally that she effortlessly and creatively reads bitches left and right without breaking a sweat or, at times, even consciously.
Fierce bitch walks into room and throws shade on tired looking friend wearing comfortable sweats and no makeup: "honey, you look so pretty today."

Friend: "You mean bitch. You really do suffer from throwing shade syndrome. You must be one lonely bitch!"
by FierceBitch314 April 14, 2016
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schede

Dutch for vagina

a clean way to say pussy
Melissa frequently plays with her schede before bed.
by tireball.com July 11, 2004
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shade fucker

Someone who waits in the shade while others are standing in the heat.
At tennis camp, Derrick was being a shade fucker while the rest of us were waiting in the sun.
by I.am.Meh June 21, 2008
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schadenfury

The impotent rage commonly felt when dealing with rail conductors and customs officers.
Mr. Smith exploded with schadenfury, as the airport official explained one final time why his luggage was in another hemisphere and why this was how it should be, by the book.
by Grismar May 4, 2012
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schaeff'd

A verb describing the art of smashing the tennis ball out of bounds on a volly near the net in wii tennis.

Alternatively, as an adjective can be used to describe the feeling one has after losing a "gay-off."
Chris was up 40-30 in the final match of the wii tournament, but totally schaeff'd it to send the match to deuce.

Chris really schaeffe'd it up after David put an end to the "gay-off" by grabbing his man-ness.
by rsnow May 30, 2008
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Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.
I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!
by Gubs73 August 18, 2010
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