scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

Sahno Schoos

Any footwear that Master Hoem wears outside in the winter elements causing them to get covered in snow.

I ran out to grab the mail in my new Hungry Hippo socks and the weather gave me automatic Sahno Schoos!

by Omnikonen November 27, 2025

no scandal

nothing to worry about; no problem; ain't no thang; n/m

"... and the caddy was so incompetent that the back 9 took 3 hours, so I ended up being late for the board meeting."

"No scandal. I won't lay an arabian death mask on you over it."

by Nick Desbarats July 12, 2004

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

RETRO-SCAN

Exhaustive facial analysis to try to figure out how someone that has just greeted you, but you no longer recognize, used to look a while ago.

I bumped into Kathy Loggins yesterday, and despise a very long retro-scan, couldnt match the 300 pound lady with our former head of cheerleaders..

by El Cuni March 27, 2009

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009

Shadygate Scandal

A scandalous event which occurred sometime during 2010 at a local Canadian athletic club in the capital region, in which an elderly man reportedly made offensive remarks to female club members of varying ages. Of notability was a remark made to an underage female (less than 18 years of age), whose parents later filed a formal complaint. Shortly thereafter the man was allegedly banned from the club, and the term "shadophile" was coined.

"The Real Old Shady" was responsible for the Shadygate Scandal

by sonshinefun April 22, 2011