shallow

what 99,8% of all guys are...cannot look beyond someones looks, brain washed by society, normally they are really gullable obviouse people, they are the opposite of deep..watch too much day time talk shows/ reality tv umm and dont no who edgar allen poe is lol um i dunno!

Jen: woah hes hot
Kate: ya but hes a real jerk and hes raped a girl before
Jen: oh well im going for him..did i mension hes hot?

months later we read jen is raped and chopped up...she was shallow lol (that is not a true story) probably has happend..meh

by The Jesso January 27, 2005

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swallow-a-banana

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).

Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.

by Franz Liebkind February 9, 2009

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african swallow fireball

when a black man cums in a red heads mouth and then shits in her mouth and she swallows it.

I gave my girl an african swallow fireball last night

by jizzumglaze55 August 2, 2010

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Swallowing dust

When a female performs oral sex on a man over the age of sixty.

Tina got promoted after swallowing dust all summer.

by ticklepanties August 6, 2013

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Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

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