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Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night
Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
by ElSnowman June 18, 2014
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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muhammed safar

The boy that won’t give up on you, no matter what,smart,friendly,extra caring for other Gives for concern for others than him
honest & trustworthy,Best secret keeper,Friendly
stands up for what he believes in.
muhammed safar is my best buddy ,he is cute
by Fi27YZ November 15, 2017
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butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering
John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom
by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018
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the safe worder

someone who doesn't use swear words, instead he uses the alternative ones with the "same meaning"
John: Holy #### my grandmother is pregnant with 10 babies!

Sam: What the fudge!
John: Your still the safe worder?
Sam: I feel that there are better ways to make a point.
by givemefoodnow February 3, 2019
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Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer, but the kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea!
A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.
by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019
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pre-safari

the content you browse to get you aroused and ready to jack off
Yeah, I use Instagram as pre-safari
Need to find something for pre-safari
by KPH529 January 20, 2021
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