Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

Smooth brain

A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.

She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.

His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.

by Truebeing May 30, 2024

Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021

Smoothe

How "Smooth" should be spelled, because "Smooth" seems to end on a sharp cliff, while "Smoothe" ends off in an easy soft way.

"Hey, those tires look smoothe!"
"This is why you have an F in English you retarded chimpanzee of human meat and semen."

by fag-inator May 30, 2023

Take the Rough with the Smooth

You have to expect the bad or unpleasant thing in the situation as well as the good thing.

Hey, Valeri, I got promoted
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more

by kahramanj July 31, 2019

slick and smooth

Terminology used to describe the ride quality of a motorized people mover. Can be a jazzi, can be a car. Ride has to be like it states, both slick, and smooth.

Nurse: “How’s that wheelchair?”
Senior: “Slick and Smooth, just like my DeVille.”

by SliccyThiccy November 20, 2017