rub the rhubarb

Rub the rhubarb is southern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, means basically "don't annoy me" or "don't piss me off$

With my uncle he always tries to rub the rhubarb

by Wombatmtb April 17, 2022

smooth rub

Getting someone to smoothly rub their nuts on icyhot and feel the pain.

I gave my friend a smooth rub after he lit my ps4 on fire

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom November 09, 2015

brass rubbing

Touching of a ladies bottom without her knowing

As Lisa bent over, I gave her a quick brass rubbing

by Jimlad86 March 25, 2015

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 06, 2016

home rub

To masterbate or jerk off

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 January 04, 2016

Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag January 17, 2016