rub the rhubarb

Rub the rhubarb is southern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, means basically "don't annoy me" or "don't piss me off$

With my uncle he always tries to rub the rhubarb

by Wombatmtb April 17, 2022

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home rub

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020

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The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 January 04, 2016

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To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag January 17, 2016

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when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 23, 2014

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I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 15, 2016

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Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

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