During your day, there are probably a half a dozen moments where you can't see, if only for a split second. Unlike binking, that's far too quick. Just that moment when you're taking off your shirt, or wiping your face with a towel. That brief instant where you're plunged into darkness. Everytime this occurs, you're playing roulette. A game. Unknown to you, of course. Everytime that happens there is something waiting, eagerly, to pull you into that darkness. That only happens if you lose. One day you might open your eyes to find that you aren't where you were before. There are unsolved missing persons cases every week. Those people? They lost.
by Ynitsed6969 March 29, 2011
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A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'
This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.
The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'
This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.
The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
by God McJesus February 19, 2009
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The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the russian roulette mug.A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon.
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Serbian Roulette"
Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"
Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"
Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I don't loose again, last time you guys kicked em in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
by Sveti Spase May 23, 2009
Get the Serbian Roulette mug.Flawless usually tall and a brunette. Can makes any boys day with her beautiful smile and long legs. Boys are attracted to her appearance she is not exactly neat but does not come accros as trashy she is a boss of the school and boys dream of spending one night with her she will always have your back and loves boys with brown hair and blue eyes. She doesn't play hard to get she is. She does one or two sports is kinda fit but has a curvy appearance. Boys love talking to her because she always knows what to say. She makes jokes (all the time that make you fell uncomfortable in a good way :p). Usually popular and has a ton off friends. You would never want to lose a Rulene... Because se is a queen.
Rulene is a queen 👸
by Afrikaans ❤️ August 18, 2017
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by iraman March 9, 2008
Get the extension roulette mug.When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.
Common in the UK.
Common in the UK.
Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.
by roynotmoss July 4, 2010
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