Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.

Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real

by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020

I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

by anonymous December 4, 2024

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.

Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.

by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024

Promise brand

A defunt brand of butter

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023