Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by Wendysfg June 25, 2023
mugGet the Promise brandmug.

dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
mugGet the dirty promisemug.

Promise

louis: Promise
*18 months later directioners are crying*
by lora08 April 14, 2022
mugGet the Promisemug.

Pinky promise

Something not meant to be broken or played with u must say pinky promise to mean it
by Nabi Ramirez March 7, 2022
mugGet the Pinky promisemug.

Promises

things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
mugGet the Promisesmug.

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