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pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.
Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.
by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010
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Profile Prowler

one who obsessively stalks profiles on social media, especially facebook and instagram
Ted: damn, bro, I just saw that my ex liked a photo from page 10 of my pictures!!!
Greg: hah, what a scrub, looks like she's quite the profile prowler.
by Childish Bambino May 1, 2019
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penis probe

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.
We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”
by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019
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The very hammer used by Martha Stewart to slaughter countless of defensless Hobos during the late 1990's
Dude, if you dont shut the fuck up, imma whip out the ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem" until you are no more then a bloody puddle of mush
by C-Dogg 666 March 13, 2004
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Anal Probe

An anal probe is where one person, male or female, decides to poke or prod a fellow person, again male or female's, anus.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.
Paigan: hey Kaye and Monica what's anal probing?
Kaye: Look Anal Probe up on urbandictionary.com
Monica: Yeah, urbandictionary's the best!
by Kaye and Monibob November 13, 2009
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first world problem

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
by damaca September 23, 2011
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Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.
"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"
by famam June 3, 2014
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