pattoning

The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.

Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."

Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"

by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011

Patty

A sweet, caring person who has an extreme love for animals, family and God. Takes work very seriously, probably an entrepreneur.

Wow - that woman is such a Patty! I don't know how she does it all.

by caberenee February 2, 2010

patty cake

A hand game played as kids. A pelvic game played as adults.

"Patty cake, Patty cake baking a kid." Although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.

by letmegetinurbelly July 1, 2011

patty smack

its when you take 2 un cooked meat patties, and smack Someone with them, which results in a nice sound.

smacker-- SMACK
smackee---ow dude, u just patty smacked me good.

by Lkizzle April 21, 2006

pattern is full

Used in similar effect to, "So many things to do, so little time." Specifically, it is used with referennce to hotties.

This term was taken from the movie Topgun.

"Wanna get a few drinks at the bar first?"
"Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full."

by Raney October 21, 2004

Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

Pattern of Generosity

When one pays hush money to theirs child's mistriess' and their family and justifies it as a gifts for a family in a hard time. Coined by Keith Olbermann from Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC who reverenced urban dictionary words to bash Republicans (and will mention me on his show)

"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"

by The Jordyn July 9, 2009