Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.

"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"

by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012

Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer

If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020

freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.

"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"

by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021

Piss Abyss

When you’re having intercourse with your partner and instead of ejaculating, you urinate

Last night I gave my girl the piss abyss

by Auditair February 15, 2022

Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.

1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

superman piss

The act of taking a piss with your hands on your hips. An alternate version is one hand on your hips, the other bracing against the wall like you're flying.

Dude, the guy in the urinal next to me started to superman piss, I got out of there before things got out of control!

by scotty_potty August 14, 2009

Piss kink

I have a piss kink.

Me: I have a piss kink
Friend: wtf. Die.

by Totallynotolivia May 31, 2021