Photo Nazi

A demanding hired or otherwise overzealous photographer at a social function insisting every moment be caught on film posed or in a group picture. Usually requiring a large group movement to another area and several shots.

"hey who hired the Photo Nazi haven't we taken enough pictures with the bride?"

by rjayh May 27, 2007

Photo Jumping

To make a last ditch effort to jump into a photo, intentionally to wreck and/or mess it up

Yo, Greg was photo jumping last night, it go so annoying after he messed up the first 17 !

by Greg M. July 2, 2008

Reverse Photo Bomb

The perfect inverse of the traditional photo bomb in which the bomber is making a face in response to something or someone in the frame. The difference is that in the Reverse Photo Bomb, the bomber takes the traditional position of the intended target of the photo bomb (usually in the foreground of the photo).

What makes the Reverse Photo Bomb so difficult is that it requires even more precise timing than just diving in the background of someone else's picture. In the RPB, a stranger is in the background of the photo, effectively "bombing" the unaware bomber. It is essential that the stranger remains completely unaware of the events.

The Reverse Photo Bomb awards a promotion to the person taking the photo, and deducts a maximum of five points off the bomber, who is the ultimate victim of the process.

Holy shit, did you check out Erin's facebook? She just posted a photo of her holding a "Giant Cock" wine bottle at Wal-Mart, and there's this fat chick in the background bending over the salami counter wearing a short skirt.

Fucking Reverse Photo Bomb! Mark it down, Erin loses 5 points and Jess gets the badge "Reverse Photo Bomb Run". Nice! Who's in the lead now?

by Bear von Erck September 24, 2011

photogenic

a person who looks good in pictures but not in real life.

she was very photogenic.

by Afireinsidethedarkness October 17, 2004

phoon

1) v. phooning is the act of striking a pose where all the limbs are bent at the joints, and the body is bent forward at the waist. One of the arms is rotted towards the front, and the other is rotated towards the back. The foot not touching the ground hangs over your butt. Both arms should be on opposite sides, it doesen't matter which one is towards the front or back.
2) n. the picture of a phooning person

1) My friend asked me to phoon for him
2) MY friend uploaded my phoon on the net

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are

Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.

by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009

Phojones

A person whocannot put any muscle behind his mouth, he has not got cojones; rather, he has Phojones noun.
A wimp who will not engage in a physical fight, preferring to run his mouth.

"He's all tough at the Mouth, but all soft down South: guy has Phojones ." noun

by Trank Enstein October 12, 2013