pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016

pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.

The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

phily harris

When one is out with friends and gets messy drunk and suddenly sticks their hands at the side of their head, lets out a roar and turns into a rampaging bull through a crowd.

I was in the bar last night and had one too many and pulled a phily harris

by Drunking acts January 30, 2017

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

PitySnapper

A person on Snapchat who pity's themselves so much it becomes irritating to point of blocking them.

"God Jennifer is such a PitySnapper Ima block her"

by Mr.Slayer69 February 8, 2017

pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

by nottachooch November 23, 2017