The Phantom

A sexual exploit used during intercourse. In traditional doggy style position the male spits on the females back as he removes his genitals from her. The female in normal response will turn around, where, at that moment, the male will ejaculate on her face. The technique is aptly named the Phantom for its ability to deceive a female into a males ejaculation on her backside causing great humiliation to the female and extreme jubilance for the male.

Jon pulled a Phantom on Kate.

by HumDog the Great March 22, 2004

phantom drift

when two people are racing and someone passses the other while drifting

in the middle of the race, this guy phantom drifted right past me!

by chris b-seks October 11, 2007

Phantom Dutchman

(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.

-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"

-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"

by B.T.D.C. March 1, 2011

phantom shift

Where you physically feel parts of your theriotype's body without it being there (like an amputee that has a phantom limb but without the amputee's pain), like feeling an actual tail or ears. These phantom limbs can even overlap the normal limbs of one's body, such as feeling paws instead of hands.

I had a phantom shift today I felt a tail

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

phantomhive

ciel phamtomhives last name - black butler ( kuroshitsuji)

ciel phantomhive fired his gun once again as his butler secured the criminal.

by levi-phantomhive-mead April 20, 2018

phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 6, 2009

phantom balls

When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.

Kelly had phantom balls for a few seconds, after observing Tom receive a shovel to the nutsack.

by tj9991 January 19, 2009