Peter

A Peter is awesome. A Peter is funny. A Peter is the guy you turn to who essentially is your non-gay gay best friend (or NGGBF for short). Every girl wants one, and every girl that has her own Peter is eternally grateful for him. Some might even call him a "Good Luck Chuck", which may be true considering that after you've had a Peter, you know what to look for in a man from then on out. Though a Peter may be hard to catch since he is widely popular and well liked, super cute in his own charming sort of way and attracts a lot of attention, tends to always have plans, and though he loves everyone, he's very particular when it comes to matters of his own heart.

I'm having such a crappy day, I wish I had a Peter to make me feel better.

If only I knew a Peter, then maybe I'd stop dating such douche bags!

by DixieChick August 20, 2013

Peter

Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.

'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'

by Dah-ling January 16, 2008

peter pop

Oral sex, another way to say "blow job."

My friend wants to give your brother a peter pop.

by ramblinworker April 10, 2005

peter9

An extension of Peter7 where the girls are just as ugly but the guy scores her higher so he can appear to be a mack. In reality, he is just trying to show off and is in denial.

1) That's not a Peter9. She is as ugly as a peter7

2) Peter9, Peter7, they're all the same double baggers.

Peter: That girl is a peter9.
Mike: No Peter, that's a true peter7. Look at her FOBy dress.

by JasonInMiami September 26, 2007

Peter Pan Slap

When a man finds out actual age of the female he was with the previous night was not yet the age of consenting.

Jason got peter pan slapped when he found out Danielle was only 13!!!!!!!

He does enjoy the girls from Neverland.

by <>< thefishkid October 1, 2009

peepertown

A town usually made up of eyes looking at a mexican while a smiling piece of shit smiles at the screen.

"wowser that guy is miles away"
"yeah dude hes in peepertown."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

peter greg

God

Peter Greg is a mix between Peter Griffin of family guy and Greg Heffley of diary of a wimpy kid.

Peter Greg can beat your ass in cod with a guitar hero controller

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 19, 2019