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teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.
Get an abortion.

"i dropped out when I got pregnant."
by patrick redux May 19, 2005
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step parent

More often than not, a total shit. Males of this catergory are normally inbred homophobic rednecks with inadequate jobs
Step Parent: "This is my fucking house and you do what I say"
me: "This isn't your house, you moved into my home"
by Nihility January 31, 2004
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Parent's Room

Katy: "where are you?"
Christina: "in my Parent's room."
Katy:"Ew.Your parents have sex there."
by starrluvsmanny March 9, 2009
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the fairly odd parents

One of the very few in-between shows on Nick. That is, it is in-between pure genius and total bullshit. Sometimes, it can be side-splittingly hilarious. Other times, it can be the same pop culture crap that pollutes all other shows on nickelodeon. This goes with shows like Spongebob or All That.
person 1: did you watch The Fairly Odd Parents last night?
person 2: yeah, it wasnt that great, they had that fag from Nsync on there.
person 1: yeah, but the one after it was funny!
person 2: true, true.
by Lamb_OF_Dog May 17, 2006
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parentectomy

1) Panacea of many paediatric concerns
2) Removal of kid's parents from treatment room
Can you assist in an emergency parentectomy?
by negoro February 13, 2005
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Angry Parents

One or two dangerous lions that will spank and roar at any kids nearby.

Habitat: Your House
Deaths per year: None, but thousands get injuried.
Features: Loud voice, ability to swear at their kids, big and rough hands for spanking
WATCH OUT FOR THE ANGRY PARENTS-A DANGEROUS CREATURE LURKING IN YOUR HOUSE!
Made angry by: Coffee and Candy withdrawal and kids, from the angelic kid to the little shit who draws dicks on the school wall.
Little Bob: oh shit.. I have angry parents -gets spanked on butt-
MOM: ROOAARRRRRR
Dad: FUCK SHIT ASS DICK FUCK SHIT ASS DICK
by WildDefinitions March 29, 2015
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hipster parents

Moms & dads who were hipsters in thier post-college years, now older with indie kids.
Hipster parents in Brooklyn & Western Mass can often be found at music gigs with their indie kids, listening to performances by AudraRox, David Weinstone, Uncle Rock, The Nields, Gustafer Yellowgold, The Juice Pop's, and the likes.
by No name 2 July 20, 2008
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