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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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Planet comedy

A planet of “comedy” which is just really bad jokes.
*someone saying a stupid joke*
welcome to Planet Comedy population: Aaron.”
by Beffmig November 28, 2019
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Gas Planet

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think
by RDM1615 November 5, 2019
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Brick Planet

ROBLOX: "It's Free!" *evil laugh*
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"
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Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
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planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment
Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.
by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024
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planet virgin fags

even the straight men marry lady bros
SHE OPENS YOU UP @ night zom mob hob or bob
youR have become her girlfriend on planet virgin fags
wem are you tired of planet virgin fags, never fear Witchfag Rehor!
Witchfag Rehor recycles your planet when being on planet virgin fags hurts!
She opened her boyfriend to try something new, steamy brain screens screaming hot sauce hot piss hot trash and hot stones was not enough on planet virgin fags. Hoes is faggots too. #hoesisfaggotstoo
by sinrlifemattrs November 24, 2025
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