A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
by Circus Room October 21, 2011
Get the jock-a-versitymug. 
Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
by Haggis0 July 6, 2009
Get the Plastic Jockmug. Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.
Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
by Larry Meathead June 19, 2007
Get the Jock Juicemug. Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"
Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
by bandit dewski February 22, 2015
Get the Jock Socksmug. by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008
Get the dildo jockmug. (1)Anyone who constantly works out on thier WiiFit system.
(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.
(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.
Since J.T. bought a WiiFit he now becoming such a Wii jock & he's a excellent Wii Jock on Wii baseball too!
by BruinKiller3469 March 25, 2009
Get the Wii jockmug.